Kings one and all
king antics
Why do gif search engines only have the most millenial normcore shit
If I could kill you through the internet you’d be dead
I wish someone would put my post under the water, maybe I want to be lost at sea forever
Card declined..? Oh, oh—you see this doesn't usua—awwwh!! (Facepalms and stumbles backward a bit) man!! Man!! I'm (elbows on counter) i'm so sorry miss (squints and opens mouth trying to read your nametag) well listen this NEEEVER happens to me. In fact this all started earlier this morning, it, it all started with my besotted wife, that (loud and extreme enough for all six customers behind me in line to become worried for their safety a little) SHE DEVIL!!!!! And aahahahaha married life (chimpanzee smile) always asking , you need to ask your boss for yourseverance pay!! You need to call him!! Its the least you can do after getting yourself fired uhhhh (with throat) NO!!!! ERRRR (buzzer noise) ERRR!!! Im not GETTING SEVERANCE PAY, "CAROL", IM NOT GETTING SEVERANCE PAY, the JUDGE told me if i contaxted my work again id be getting a VISIT from the military police unit they use to mocap CALL OF DUTY CAROL. (Ten seconds of silence) Because of what i did. (Ten seconds of silence) (grabs american eagle jeans on counter) say anything and i'll scream so loud we will all die
Your trans body is gorgeous. Not in spite of transness. Your trans body is gorgeous. Your transness is beautiful. It doesn’t have to be ignored in order to determine your desirability.
I really genuinely like this site and it's original layout and premise. I like custom themes. I like mobile themes. I like how posting works. I like how tag search works. I like sending and receiving asks. I like how you can make your blog whatever the hell you want. I like this fucking platform and for some reason staff is vigorously sawing their limbs off like they have to but they're in the middle of a grocery store and everyone there is going "why the hell are you doing that?" and staff cries "you all want me to"
i need friends that want to go to the library with me & want to go to the aquarium with me & want to play board games with me & want to sit in silence with me & want to go grocery shopping with me & want to kiss me & want to live forever with me